Banana-gate Shakes Indian Olympic Dream

In a plot twist worthy of a Bollywood blockbuster, India’s wrestling superstar, Vinesh Phogat, has been unceremoniously booted out of the Olympic gold medal match. All because of a pesky 100 grams – roughly the weight of a medium-sized banana. Yes, you read that right.

The Lioness of India, as she’s affectionately known, had been clawing and scratching to make the 50kg weight limit. She even resorted to drastic measures like chopping off her luscious locks. But alas, the wrestling gods had other plans.

Prime Minister Narendra Modi was left as stunned as a Bollywood villain after a particularly bad hair day. He took to social media to express his shock and disappointment, calling Phogat a “champion among champions” and promising her unwavering support.

We can only imagine the scene backstage – Phogat probably contemplating a wrestling match with the scales themselves. This is one banana-sized blunder that will go down in Olympic folklore.

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