Asylum Seekers in NYC Turn to Streets as Shelter Capacity Reaches Limit
Is the sacrifice worth it? New York City is facing a big problem with housing about 65,000 asylum seekers who have come from the southern border. One issue is that many of these people are now sleeping outside. Each evening, a camp sets up on Randall’s Island, where one of the city’s largest shelters is […]
Ranil Consoles Harin and Manusha
President Ranil Wickremesinghe was quick to console his close allies, Harin and Manusha, after they learned that their expulsions were finalized. President Wickremesinghe met with them yesterday morning, thanked them for their support, and assured them not to worry. Harin stated that he was in good spirits, while Manusha warned the SJB that if they […]
Fishy Business and Turtle Trouble
Local Man Attempts to Turn Sri Lanka into Underwater Wonderland A wannabe oceanographer with a penchant for the peculiar was foiled in his bid to transform Sri Lanka into a tropical aquarium yesterday. Customs officials at Bandaranaike International Airport were left scratching their heads – and probably their gills – when they intercepted a local […]
Boyfriend of Taylor Swift Reveals his Game Show Date as Suspects in Foiled Plot to Attack Her Austrian Tour Are Arrested
Austrian authorities revealed on Thursday that both suspects in a thwarted plot to attack Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour shows in Vienna appeared to be influenced by the Islamic State group and al- Qaida. Investigators discovered material related to these extremist organizations at the home of the second suspect. The plot, which led to the cancellation […]
Namal: Ship on Sail
Having entered the presidential race in this way, he had mentioned that he had accepted the challenge and was thankful for the trust placed in him. He made a note on his Facebook account… “A ship is safe until it is anchored in port. But the ships of the world were not designed to be […]
Jayawickrama: Charged for Spinning ?
The Dark Shadows Over Sri Lankan Cricket: Match-Fixing Scandals from Senanayake to Jayawickrama Ah, Sri Lankan cricket—a tale of glorious victories, breathtaking talent, and, unfortunately, an ever-present knack for attracting scandal like moths to a flame. If cricket were a soap opera, Sri Lanka would undoubtedly be the star of the show, with its constant […]
NASA’s Starliner Nightmare: Astronauts Face Extended Stay on ISS Until February 2025
NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sunita Williams may be stuck on the International Space Station (ISS) until February 2025 after issues cropped up with the spacecraft they rode to the station. This was the first crewed test flight of Boeing’s Starliner capsule, and it is not yet clear whether it will be safe for Wilmore […]
Legendary Come Back – ODI Win
After getting thoroughly clobbered in the T20I series, losing 3-0, Sri Lanka decided to flip the script and pulled off a legendary comeback on Wednesday. They obliterated India in the final ODI by a staggering 110 runs, achieving their first bilateral series victory over India in 27 years. The scene was R. Premadasa Stadium in […]
Banana-gate Shakes Indian Olympic Dream
In a plot twist worthy of a Bollywood blockbuster, India’s wrestling superstar, Vinesh Phogat, has been unceremoniously booted out of the Olympic gold medal match. All because of a pesky 100 grams – roughly the weight of a medium-sized banana. Yes, you read that right. The Lioness of India, as she’s affectionately known, had been […]
Namal : Rajapaksa’s Move on
In the dramatic world of Sri Lankan politics, where intrigue and spectacle blend seamlessly, the latest episode of the Rajapaksa Family Circus has once again taken center stage. Picture this: the Sri Lanka Podujana Peramuna (SLPP), the political powerhouse founded by the Rajapaksa clan, has thrown their latest ringmaster into the presidential ring. Meet Namal […]